faire une petite histoire avec  WHAT ? WHO ? WHERE ? WHEN ? WHY ? merci d'avance

two man fights:
-but why do not I made ​​my shoes
I've lost
where are they?
I do not know
otherwise, what time is it?
I do not know
-When you meet me you décidra other things I do not know?
-Why are you yelling at me all the time on it?
- Who told you that I will yell?